Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Dan Brown and the Illuminati


I was on the porcelain throne the other day and in a moment of bladder emptying bliss I had a moment of frightening clarity. I think I can prove without a doubt that DaVinci Code author Dan Brown is a member (if not the leader) of the Illuminati and is pushing the world to the brink of a worldwide crisis.

My first thought was that in Brown’s ridiculous theory concerning the Holy Grail that about the only group he does not reference in connection with the greatest cover-up in world history is the Illuminati. It’s not bad enough that DaVinci Code mangles historical fact beyond recognition, or that Brown implicates everyone from the apostle Thomas to the curator of the Louvre in this conspiracy, but then he misses a prime opportunity to involve the Illuminati! It all seemed so foolish until I flushed . . . then the oblivious became obvious.

For those of you who have lived in a cave for the last few centuries, or who have never listened to Art Bell, the Illuminati are well known as the instigators of . . . well . . . everything that has ever happened, I think. Of course no one knows who they are or how they manage to pull it all off, but if there is a conspiracy you can pretty well bet the Illuminati had a heavy hand in it coming to pass. So how could such a magnificent researcher as Dan Brown fail to include them in his Grail plot???

I’m glad you asked.

The answer, of course, is that Dan Brown IS an Illuminati (“Illuminatus”?)! Just as the actor playing “Chef” on South Park was happy to disrespect every major religion and race until the show had some fun with Christian Scientists, Dan Brown isn’t going to tip his hand and put the spotlight on the Illuminati - the true force behind all of world history and beyond. Duhhh!

But then I thought to myself: “Self, isn’t this a bit too easy?” I mean, c’mon – this would be like Michael Jackson crusading against all crimes against children except sleeping with them. No – there must be something else going on here. Then I considered the format of the book. Virtually everything in the book is not what it seems – pictures are messages, numbers are maps, men are women, truths are lies, authorial integrity is grandstanding crap, names are . . . anagrams. Anagrams. Was this the hidden key that unlocked the door containing the vault wherein lay the footlocker holding the briefcase securing the envelope sealed around the paper that revealed the mystery?

So as I zipped up I mentally listed all possible anagrams of Dan Brown. While I stared vaguely into the swirling bowel it hit me: Dan Brown . . . Bran . . . Down . . . DOWN BRAN. Good Lord, could it be that simple?

No.

Or could it?

Yes.

"Bran Down." Bran is down. A simple Google search confirmed what virtually all scientists and serious scholars already know – the world is facing a bran crisis of epic proportions. Just look at the cost of cereal over the years. Has it gone up or down? Up of course! Why? Supply and demand of course. Less supply equals more demand which equals higher prices - of course. I am now 100% convinced that the Illuminati are somehow affecting the world Bran production in their overall plot to rule the world (even more than they already do).

Oh sure – gas prices tripling in the last year SEEM to be the big issue. Think again. These are merely smokescreens to cover up the more insidious rise of Bran prices. Think I’m wrong? Try this simple experiment: how much did you pay for your last gallon of gas? You can probably guess to the nearest nickel, but can you tell me how much your last box of Raisin Bran or muffin mix cost? I doubt it.

So while we are rallying to have congress do something about gas prices, and promoting gas boycott days, we blissfully and ignorantly and stupidly continue to pay whatever price is asked for Bran or Bran related products.

And the Illuminati are laughing all the way to the banks. Which they own.

50 Comments:

Blogger Matthew Graham said...

Brillant!!!

The fact that no one has caught this increases the likelyhood that it is true!! Really good conspiracies are keep secret! This was a really good conspiracy, so it follows that it would be kept secret for so long!

It is also simply marvelous that Dan Brown plotted against Bran. I mean who would have thought?! Looking at your logic and the obviousness of your conclusion almost brings me to tears. If it weren't for you, perhaps we would all remain in ignorance of Dan Browns true motives and identity. Thanks Doug for uncovering the truth about Dan Brown!

2:36 PM  
Blogger Vynette said...

The Qur'an and Da Code

This truth is stranger than any fictions

Dan Brown, quite unwittingly I'm sure, has done us a great service - he has made known to the general population the existence of certain 'stories' about Jesus.

The Qur'an's portrayal of the 'Virgin Mary' and Brown's Da Vinci Code share a common genesis and will eventually meet up at the same destination.

How can this be? Well...a couple of millenia or so, ago, a thirst to know more about Jesus than the gospels revealed gave rise to the concoction of various 'fables'.

These 'fables' were tailored specifically to resonate with certain audiences and to meet perceived needs and prevailing 'expectations'.
Naturally therefore, they were riddled with historical and other errors.

The Da Vinci Code and part of the Qur'an's 'Virgin Mary' story borrowed material from this 'fabled' library and, living up to time-honoured tradition,
tailored their own 'fables' to resonate with certain audiences and to meet perceived needs and prevailing 'expectations'.
Naturally therefore, they also are riddled with historical and other errors.

Being only a 'lending' library, however, these 'fables' based on 'fables' will eventually be called in by their rightful owner - the great 'fable' library of history.

5:22 PM  
Blogger eddwills said...

Nice post! Quite entertaining. Although you write that the Illuminati were not mentioned, yet I thought that the Templat Knights were the Illuminati? I read before that the Illuminati have had many different names over the course of history, and that the Templar Knights was one of them. Also, the da Vinci code also mentions the 'Roseline', one of the 13 elite bloodlines of the Illuminati.

7:16 AM  
Blogger Douglas Beaumont said...

Eddwills, you're treading in dangerous waters . . . if the Illuminati figure out that you have them linked to the Templars (or even the templats!) you might be found buried under the roseline yourself! ;)

2:44 PM  
Anonymous someone from Flanders, Belgium said...

No-noo noo. You mixed up. Dan Brown treats the Illuminati in 'Angels and demons', the first adventure of this rather odd Robert Langdon character, to which The Da Vinci Code is sort of a sequel. All his previous books were not published until the success of 'The Da Vinci Code' came.

(Please note that I'm not proud at all of having read his novels.)
§
The only common factor the Illuminati have with the Templar Knights is that they are secret(ive) societies. His debut was
about the NSA, also a very secretive organisation.
§
By the way: they are all badly written -- corny or cheap you might call it. The Da Vinci Code the least. But they all have cardboard characters.
§
Well, at least he succeeded in creating a strong hype, nearing the success and surpassing the media stirring of The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. An OWN BRAND, you might call it, with, just like J.R.R. Tolkien's LOTR and J.K. Rowling's HP, movies. His next book might very well be made into a movie as well.
All of them upto now have a cheesy romance in them.

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they have started making the film for angels and demons already

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First, you are doing a great job. I enjoyed your flow of thoughts regarding Dan Brown. I came across your blog for a reason. Please read my post with an open heart. I am writing you a long post in the hopes that most of you and the readers will be touched and motivated by what I have posted. Please don't put up the wall of disbelief. I agree with you when you made the connections of Dan Brown being Illuminati and the grain shortage.

I happened to of read a saved an article from yahoo entitled, "Freemasons awaiting Dan Brown's new book, The Lost Symbol". I haven't read the books but watched both "The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090915/ap_en_ot/us_books_brown_masons

Something about Dan Brown has been bothering me from the start. And now I know why. His rise to fame is too convenient. He is part of the Illuminati. His books, his biography all point to my conclusion. Check out the theme of each book and out of all the secret soceities, the main one is left out: Illuminati.

This is deeper than families wanting power and money. Uniting the world before the rise of the anti-Christ. Those secret societies serve a master: Satan.

A lot of this is disheartening, but Christ is the one who will save you from eternal damnation. He was sent to this world to save us because Satan is out to lie (media propaganda, kill (wars, murder, violence, broken spirits), steal (countries from innocent9 and destroy (man made famine, man made diseases, mind altering drugs, sexual perversions, broken bonds with Christ).

Our soul is more precious than rubies. More valuable than money, fame, status.

I say this to you because out of love, someone shared the truth with me. Not for profit or selfish gain, but because we're all made out of love from God.

Dig deeper because Satan is real beast and he comes in many forms (monuments, symbols, different art in culture) and his goal is to use every trick and deception to destroy man because He wants to separate us from God. Satan uses different religions to pervert Christ.

The New World Order is the mark of the beast. The New World Order is the RFID that we will

Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever.Trust in the Lord and seek Him out. He will reveal the truth you seek. He did it for me.

Satan/Lucifer is a fallen angel and the demons who went with him are the demons.

Have you noticed that Dan Brown's book became a best seller 6 years ago? Then DaVinci Code was released in 2006 when the tide started to turn for Bush 41, who announced the RFID (Immigration ID-digital chip) on June 6, 2006.

The mark of the beast will be in the forehead of the right hand. Satan will use the technology we have against us.

Freemasons have a ritual that the right hand is a sign of faithfulness, fidelity. The truth points to Satan.

Remember there are no coincidences. This is a pattern, and evil pattern created by Satan.

Christ is the one true son of the Living God. Christ will save you open your hearts and repent. Believe that He died on the cross out of love for you and to save you. Save us all if we turn our lives over to Him.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Bint Irfan said...

Asalamu alaikum!
I am a muslim, and this is hello in my language(arabic). I came across this blog by chance, and it really caught my attention. I had thought from the beginning that Dan Brown was part of the illuminati (or freemasons) if both of these are connected in some way. These books of his have hidden bac-tracking in it, I can feel it when I read it. Thanks for providing this knowledge of bran down thing, it was really cool how you figured it out.

However, I'd like to tell 'anonymous' that all that he wrote was fine and right enough except when he said that God has a son. I would like to ask you people, why do you say that Jesus is the son of God? It really doesn't make sense if you think about it in an open-minded way. When I asked people about this, they said that Jesus was the son of God because He had no father...but then neither did Adam did he? Or even Eve, she didn't have a mother, or did she? Please, I cannot write much here, but I'd like to ask you all to read the Quran in english and understand it. It will help you and give you all the answers of any unanswered questions you may have in your mind about releigion.

Thank-you.

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bint Irfan,
Thanks for the question, I'm trilled with all the revelation of Dan Brown and I could sense that right from the start.

Anyway, The question about Jesus being the son of God is because it is written in the bible. The Bible is the book that reflects God. It details the past,Present and the future of live and its relation to the creator which is God. Jesus is referenced from Start of the Bible (Genesis) to the End of the Bible (Revelation).
The word son is not defined as in human terms of being given birth by human. Its a term that is only applicably for the human population to understand who Jesus was. To understand God is imppossible.

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist and That is what Dan Brown is trying to do in his novels, he is covering for Illuminati, Obama is the head of the beast and he is kneeling for the Babylon whore, she is going to ride the beast, keep eye on Obama and Osama because if nobody stop them then universal disaster in coming soon when the Babylon whore rides the beast then hellfire will consume 2/3 of the world.
tntsds@yahoo.com

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, first off the actor who played chef didn't mind making fun of anyone but Scientologist, not Christian scientist, and by any chance have you read him most recent book. But ok maybe i can say you are illuminati

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO SHIT SHERLOCK !

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

da vinci code is a sequel for angels n demons of which th later is ol bout illuminati. Mayb u shud check wat u drnk next tm b4 u pee..

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree that Dan Brown is an Illuminati, reason being that:

He paints Jesus as a human prophet yet talks about the sacred feminine. The two don't jive, do they ?

He talks about the "Eyes Wide Shut" kind of ritual as religious. When we clearly know it to be demonic.

He paints Illuminati as scientists who are persecuted by the church. What an attempt to improve the Illuminati image.

In his last book, he talks endlessly about the ancient secrets. What are these ancient secrets ? These are books of magic and sorcery that Solomon confiscated from people who were practicing them, which the Templars later raided from Jerusalem.

I can go on for the next year.....

4:12 AM  
Blogger Druv said...

I agree, Dan brown is clearly siding with the Vatican and making it look like the victim but clearly it is the Vatican. playing sly games to throw people off.

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want the truth about the Illuminati, and confirm most of your beliefs here, then you must see for yourselves what they do every July in the redwoods of CA, and have done for the past hundred years or so. Just google "Bohemian Grove" in CA. Alex has been the only person to gain access to this "hush hush" property and event that is guarded by CIA agents and where the New World Order leaders congregate as Illuminati. What better disguise than the DaVinci Code.... but for those who can discern the times know better, don't we....

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks for the insite. I personally think that mr dan brown is without doubt illuminatus. You can disagree if you like but how is it possible that he knows the inner secrets, even their rituals and initiations???. If he was actually exposinf them, they would have probably silencened him.

3:43 AM  
Anonymous price per head service said...

This is really fantastic work friend..The Way in which You represent this blog is awesome.I really appreciate your work. Keep it up in future.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OoooOoooh MeeeEee GAWshhhh! Watz dis world turnin' into

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't you wash your hands?

8:14 PM  
Anonymous writing an essay said...

These tips can help people who suffer from this . This information is very useful.
best essay topics

12:53 AM  
Blogger Nina Simone said...

Daniel Brown is an American author of thriller fiction who is best known for the 2003 bestselling novel The DaVinci Code. I enjoyed reading and discussing this article, but now I have to go. I have to
write my essay paper . Oh, it is about the "DaVinci Code".




7:34 AM  
Anonymous Roland said...

If you are interested in joining the brotherhood and you want your dreams to come through, then
you have the chance to do that, join the illuminati today to get $2500 every 3 days and $1000000
monthly membership blessing for doing what you love to do best. Contact worldilluminati222@outlook.com today to change your life for the better,We holds the world.

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Roland said...

If you are interested in joining the brotherhood and you want your dreams to come through, then
you have the chance to do that, join the illuminati today to get $2500 every 3 days and $1000000
monthly membership blessing for doing what you love to do best. Contact worldilluminati222@outlook.com today to change your life for the better,We holds the world.

4:02 AM  
Blogger UPDATE said...

Good news to everyone reading this comment. I want to share my testimony on how i belong to the world famous illuminate fraternity society, and how i have become more famous, by acquiring huge wealth, riches and fame. Here is how my life changed. A friend of mine that was always giving me money, because he was very rich, wealthy, famous and successful. On one beautiful day, he said to me that he is not going to give me any money, that he is going to show me the way to be successful in life. So i was very happy, i never knew he was a member of the great illuminate society. So i was initiated to the world famous illuminate society, and few days later, i was awarded a contract worth millions of Dollars. Right now as i speak, in my business i am doing very well, i travel the world on business deals, i am now the one that gives money out to people, before life was so hard for me and my family. If you want to belong to us today? Send us an email now..... thailluminati666@gmail.com or call +2348169340571 and your life will change for good.

1:32 AM  
Anonymous essay writer said...

Wow! Thanks for sharing with us such a nice post. As for me - DaVinci Code author Dan Brown - no more than a well-written fiction. So I totally agree with your suggestions. I like that your site opens all the wicked scientists on thet theory of creation, speak its rulers ans other interetsing stuff. I get to see more cool news from you!

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Papers-Writings.com said...

Thanks for the Evolutionists Anonymous: A 12 Step Program for Those who Suffer from Methodological Naturalism. I like your blogposts! Keep writing, and if you need some help then order your articles on papers-writings.com

4:03 AM  
Blogger Enaholo said...


BROTHERHOOD OF ILLUMINATI Easy way to join the Illuminati brotherhood in the world. Are you a business man or woman,an artist,Politicians,pastor, and you want to become big, Powerful and famous in the world, join us to become one of our official member today.you shall be given an ideal chance to visit the Satan. or you are from a poor background, and you really want to be famous in life.or do you want to become very rich in life, this is the chance for you to become rich and eradicate poverty from your life, the illuminati want to use this to help the poor and also to make people famous in life, if you are really ready to become a member of the illuminati temple than contact Mr Enaholo.Via EMAIL..Drenaholo@gmail.com so that we can make your dream come through. i want to promise you that you will not regret this so i want you to join us now and live a very happy life. whatsapp or call us number +2348158847627 more information

5:33 PM  
Blogger illuminatiworldrich marsha said...

HOW TO JOIN THE GREAT ILLUINATI
GROUP
HELLO EVEYONE THIS IS THE
OPPORTUNITY.JOIN THE GREAT
ILLUMINATI CALL +2348066163720 AND
GET RICH WE PROVED MONEY TO PEOPLE
THAT ARE MEMBER SO WE WELCOME YOU
TO JOIN NOW SAY BY BY TO POVERTY
AND GET 18MILLION AFTER INITIATION
CALL GREAT MAN IN NIGERIA
+2348066163720 or
eamil;;illuminatiworldofpopulation999@gmail.com If
you do not want to join the Illuminati do not
read this message. Rules * You must be
above 18 years of age. * You must have full
access to the internet. * You must not
discuss the secret of the Illuminati to
anyone. * We are not interested in anyone
who has obtained their knowledge about the
Illuminati based on what they %u2019ve
HEARD from Mass Media (News or
Performing Arts), Conspiracy Theorists
(Amateur or Professional Authors or
Speculators), Internet Rumors, or other
HERESY. * Once you join the Illuminati within
one week of your membership you will
achieved the greatest goal in life and also
have wealth and fame and 18millionusd we
be give to you ask a new member. * No one
discard the message of the GREAT
ILLUMINATI if discarded the person will be
tormented both day and night.Failure to
compel to the order and rules of the GREAT
ILLUMINATI shall see your fame and riches
taken back. * The money ALWAYS flows
TOWARDS Illuminati members...And AWAY
from NON Illuminati members... One of the
rules of the Illuminati is"We don't talk about
the Illuminati"so I can't say too much about
it here. If you are truly interested and get
back to me via email?.
illuminatiworldofpopulation999@gmail.com call
+2348066163720 Do not play mind games
that is how when i want to join the illuminati
i was think if this is going to work until i met
this right man and call him +2348066163720
thank the great illuminati?or you can also contact us on whatssap with is very contact number +2348133862074.

9:14 AM  
Blogger Mercedes Krietsch said...

PEOPLE MAKE LIFE DIFFICULT FOR THEIR SELF, WE ARE IN THE WORLD WERE EVERYTHING IS IN CONTROL, I WAS LIVING A LIFE OF POVERTY AND PAINS, I NEVER NEW THERE WAS A LIFE BEYOND THAT, BUT RIGHT NOW I ENJOYED EVERY DIVIDEND OF LIFE, AM RICH, FAMOUS POWER, THEN YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THAT, JOIN THE GREAT ILLUMINATI TODAY AND BE RICH AND FAMOUS POWERFUL, DO YOU WANT TO BECAME A BUSINESS MAN/WOMAN, OR YOU ARE SEEKING FOR WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE, ARE YOU A PASTOR POLITICIAN, MUSICAL,DOCTOR,FOOTBALLER, DO YOU WANT TO BE A FAMOUS ARTIST OR AN ACTOR (ETC) AND YOU WANT TO BE RICH POWERFUL AND FAMOUS, DON'T MISS OUT THIS OPPORTUNITY, EMAIL:Weblandinitiation@gmail.com, WHATS-APP +2348137089925, CALL OR TEXT HEAD QUARTER. +1(747)222-3724, (NOTE) WE DON'T PATRONIZE PEOPLE TO JOIN US, WE ONLY WANT YOU TO RULE YOUR WORLD AND BE FREE FROM OPPRESSION

10:00 PM  
Blogger Mercedes Krietsch said...

JOIN THE GREAT ILLUMINATI FREEMASON TODAY, DO YOU WANT TO BECAME A BUSINESS MAN/WOMAN, OR YOU ARE SEEKING FOR WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE, ARE YOU A PASTOR,POLITICIAN, MUSICAL, DOCTOR, FOOTBALLER, STUDENT, DO YOU WANT TO BE A FAMOUS ARTIST OR AN ACTOR, (E T C) AND YOU WANT TO BE RICH POWERFUL AND BE FAMOUS IN THE WORLD AND ALSO GET SUM OF 600,000,00 DOLLARS WITH A FREE HOME OF YOUR CHOICE TO LIVE IN THE WORLD AND ALSO BE GETTING 900,000,00 USD AS MONTHLY SALARY AND ALSO BEEN GIVING MONEY TO START UP A BUSINESS OF YOUR OWN CHOICE, INTERESTED CONTACT OUR AGENT VIA WHATS-APP +2348110729908, EMAILS HEAD QUARTER,(Weblandinitiation@yahoo.com)NOTE. WE DON'T PATRONIZE PEOPLE TO JOIN US, WE ONLY WANT YOU TO RULE YOUR WORLD

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello my good people all over the world we are here again to bring you the good news all over the world we Illuminati
!!!WELCOME TO ILLUMINATI!!!
The Club of the Riches Power and Famous, is the world oldest and largest fraternity made up of Millions of Members. We are one Family under one father who is the Super master of powers LORD LUCIFER. In Illuminati we believe that we were born in paradise and no member should struggle in this world. Hence, all our new members are given Money for Rewards [10 million usd] dollars and many other benefit as follows once they join us in order to upgrade their lifestyle. Interested viewers should contact us on.illuminatiworldwidetemple10@gmail.com)
Are you a BUSINESS MAN/WOMAN or an ARTISTS,POLITICIANS,PASTOR,ENGINEER,DOCTOR, STUDENTS, GRADUATED and you want to become Rich Powerful and famous, in life or,Are you frustrated in life. What type of wealth do you want? Today is your luckiest day, ‘I want to join great Illuminati occult in Nigeria’ we are here for those of you
that want to join Illuminati Brotherhood in Nigeria and across Africa/All nation.Are
you tired of poverty and now you want fame,power and riches Making wealth
is guaranteed for the people of the world. Our magical powers are beyond
your imagination. we could do magic on your behalf regarding , your financial situation, future events, or whatever is important to you. we have the power and we use the power.Life is a game. Money is how we keep scores. Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand. If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some; for he that goes borrowing goes sorrowing. We are a group of strong brothers who came from different walks of life for the purpose of alleviating the sufferings of our people we are Illuminati, and we could change the course of destiny Illuminati Brotherhood are most probably the most well known secret society in the world. Illuminati Brotherhood is not for Everyone, Is it someone or something you desire to have? Do you want wealth(Want to grow your bank account?, Need funds to enjoy the good life? Tired of working hard and
getting nowhere?) or happiness? the most powerful society welcomes you to
Illuminati..But we might be Right for you! We are Seeking our Dark Brothers
and Sisters who have heard the call to come Home to the Illuminati Family!
For those fortunate applicants of interest whom will be chosen to join the
succeeding family of Illuminati, you will learn the untold secrets that few
have ever known existed! The Illuminati rituals for securing Wealth,
Health, Love, Lust and Power that none outside of this family have ever
been taught and never will. . . we are here to protect you if you so
desire! .. contact Illuminati initiation home Send us your most important
desire and we shall work our powers in your favor. Be sure to tell
Illuminati what you want. Email us now illuminatiworldwidetemple10@gmail.com)
or call the agent Adams Smith now +2349032181243 /what-sap via or send your e-mail to {Adamsmithilluminatiworld@gmail.com} for immediately initiation.New members registration is now open online or call them on this number
+2349032181243/whats-app via our source of wealth and power is reviled to
registered member only…….
WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR DESTINY IS IN YOUR HANDS

12:25 PM  
Blogger maxwell jaspi Trut said...

WELCOME TO ILLUMINATI GIVERS OF WEALTH AND POWER. . Easiest Step to become a full member. of the great brotherhood of Illuminati.Are you a business man or an artist,Politicians and you want to become big, Powerful and famous in the world, join us to become one of our official member today.you shall be given an ideal chance to visit the Satan and his representative after registrations is completed by you, no sacrifice or human life needed, Illuminati brotherhood brings along wealth and famous in life, you have a full access to eradicate poverty away from your life now. So contact Mr bernard jones .Via: illuminatiworldofsociety1@gmail.com ,call us on +2349055346865.OR you can WHATSAPP him through this number +2348115204568 Join us today and realize your dreams and aspirations

8:53 PM  
Blogger Mr Gul said...

The Illuminati is an elite organization of world leaders , business authorities , innovators, Big artists, and other influential members of this planet . Our coalition unites influencers of all political, religious, and geographical backgrounds to further the prosperity of the human species as a whole, Do you desire Fame , Power, Riches,Recognition and Good Position ? Then you can make all your desires come through today , BY JOINING US THE ILLUMINATI CONTACT US AT THIS EMAIL ADDRESS TODAY AT (illuminatiofficalmail@yahoo.com) or call/whatApp us with this (+2348141690678) for you to JOIN

3:54 AM  
Blogger Dayo Desmond said...

Hello, my name is Lukas I was once a trader I was into electronics and my business was not moving the way I expected, and I was bankrupts and my business fold-off at that point I was unable to feed and pay my bills I was devastated and confused. I was checking building sites to sites to see if I could get work but all to no avail on my way home I ran into my old school friend who offer me a ride to my house and ask me to see him. So the following day I went there he asked me if I am comfortable with my present predicament without missing words quickly I reply CAPITAL NO he turn back on me and told me that if I am ready to join the Brotherhood called ILLUMINATI? And automatically he told me I should not give him the answer yet, that I should be ready that we are going to night-club, that when we come back I will give him an answer to the question. And we went to the club we drink, dance, enjoy with high sophisticated ladies we took some home which we discharge as early as possible. Immediately the ladies left he called me and told me to answer the question he asked me yesterday, and I told him yes the following day he told me to be prepared that we are going to see Prophet Peter, he is in charge of Illuminati initiation in Africa as a whole, so when we got there, PROPHET PETER took me to the temple and perform the initiation right away the following day they gave me all Illuminati items and N200, 000.000 {Two Hundred Million Naira}. The following month they called me in Baphomet and gave me a visa to travel around the world and connect me with foreign businessmen, honestly that is how I became rich, famous and connected in life, that was how the mask of disgrace was turn out in my life and put upon me the garment of honor. Once again I thank my friend and special thanks go to Prophet Peter for not rejecting me...my good people poverty is a very bad thing.......so if you want to be rich so email Prophet Peter on (illuminaticult234@gmail.com) or you can call him as well on (+2348147870123) or add him up on whatsapp (+2348147870123) take care and stay away from poverty it is a bad thing, beware be warned and don't fall a victim of poverty. Thanks

9:48 AM  
Blogger gerry john said...

JOIN ILLUMINATI THE SECRET SOCIETY,+2348151972510 email: illuminatibrothershood6@gmail.com

ILLUMINATI comes from the latin meaning ''Enlightened ones''

They were a short lived secret society in the late 18th century

whose chief aim was to bring New world order through moral and

spiritual enlightenment.The central figure who started this secret

society was Adam weishapt ,who was a German philosopher, and

a professor of civil and canon law.Adam was brilliant academically

whose life and discipline was structure through the teaching of a

Jesuit school. Are you sure that you want to join illuminate society

we have been guiding many people through.Spirit guides from all

over the World. I will reveal to you the secrets of Your life and

mysteries of the untold. Helping you achieve your goals for

success,And ways to improve your destiny.We welcome every one

to this society where by,are you a musician,footballer,firm

star,politician etc,It makes you get Rich's and more famous in the World, every one can [THE MORE PEOPLE THE MORE

STRENGTH $ POWERS WE GAIN],Join now. For more information, call +2348151972510 WhatsApp or email: illuminatibrothershood6@gmail.com TO join us for the NEW Worid..

4:49 PM  
Blogger momodu illuminatihome said...

WELCOME TO THE GREAT BROTHERHOOD.
Do you want to be a member of Illuminati as a brotherhood that will make you rich and famous in the world and have power to control people in the high place in the worldwide .Are you a business man or woman,artist, political, musician, student, do you want to be rich, famous, powerful in life, join the Illuminati brotherhood cult today and get instant rich sum of. 2 million dollars in a week, and a free home.any where you choose to live in this world and also get 10,000,000 U.S dollars monthly as a salary %2026
BENEFITS GIVEN TO NEW MEMBERS WHO JOIN ILLUMINATI.
1. A Cash Reward of USD $500,000 USD
2. A New Sleek Dream CAR valued at USD $300,000 USD
3.A Dream House bought in the country of your own choice
4. One Month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist destination.
5.One year Golf Membership package
6.A V.I.P treatment in all Airports in the World 7.A total Lifestyle change 8.Access to Bohemian Grove
9.Monthly payment of $1,000,000 USD into your bank account every month as a member
10.One Month booked Appointment with Top 5 world Leaders and Top 5 Celebrities in the World.
If you are interested of joining us in the great brotherhood illuminati satanic hand symbol contact us whatsApp no +1542 297 0441 OR on our Email momoduillminatihome@gmail.com,or whatsApp +2347036610586

9:58 AM  
Blogger Illuminatitempleof Riches said...

WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI WHERE YOUR DREAMS COME THROUGH JOIN THE NEW WORLD ORDER TODAY…

JOIN THE ILLUMINATI TEMPLE OF MONEY AND
POWER, JOIN THE ILLUMINATI TODAY, email us now
(info.illuminatitempleofriches90@gmail.com) Are
you a business man or woman, politician,
musician, student, do you want to be rich,
famous, powerful in life, join the Illuminati
brotherhood today and get instant rich sum
of 1 million dollars in a week, and a free home any where you choose to live in this world and
also get 100,000.00 U.S dollars monthly as a
salary...

BENEFITS GIVEN TO NEW MEMBERS
WHO JOIN ILLUMINATI.
1. A Cash Reward of
$900,000.00 USD, A New Sleek Dream CAR
valued at USD $800,000.00 USD,
2. A Dream House
bought in the country of your own choice, One
Month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist
destination.
3. One year Golf Membership package,
4.A V.I.P treatment in all Airports in the World A
total Lifestyle change Access to Bohemian Grove
5. Monthly payment of $100,000.00 USD into your
bank account every month as a member of the illuminati
6.One Month booked Appointment with Top 5 world
Leaders and Top 5 Celebrities in the World. If
you are interested kindly e- mail us on
(info.illuminatitempleofriches90@gmail.com) for
immediate initiation. New members registration
is now open online {CONTACT INFO FOR
INTERESTED CANDIDATE} Email Address:
Info.illuminatitempleofriches90@gmail.com Call our Agent
On: +2348142350014 surely you shall meet up
with your financial needs and assistance

1:28 AM  
Blogger Tony Smith said...

WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI CHURCH OF SATAN ,Are you a businessman, musician, a student and you want to be rich and famous in the society search know no further this is an opportunity to be a member you can contact the great order on this email address famousworldilluminati666@gmail.com or call me on my phone number +2349073943105 NOTE:If you are not ready to join don't add up,if you are on whatsapp you can whatsapp us on that number

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you a business man or an artist,Politicians and you want to become big, Powerful and famous in the world, join us to become one of our official member today. you shall be given an ideal chance to visit the
Satan and his representative after registrations is completed by you,
no sacrifice or human life needed, Illuminati brotherhood brings along
wealth and famous in life, you have a full access to eradicate poverty
away from your life now. So contact Mr Benson Nelson. Via: Obafamousilluminatiworld@gmail.com to Join us today and realize your dreams.

12:26 PM  
Blogger dodo said...


Join the brotherhood of illuminati. call dr jaja
09055820945 nigeria, usa, or anywhere in the world today be rich, fame, and posses power.email us on illuminatijaja@gmail.com or call us on +2349055820945
for immediate initiation new members registration is now open online now !!!!!

benefits given to new members who join illuminati.

a cash reward of usd $300,000 usd
a new sleek dream car valued at usd $120,000 usd
a dream house bought in the country of your own choice
one month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist destination.
one year golf membership package
a v.i.p treatment in all airports in the world
a total lifestyle change
access to bohemian grove
monthly payment of $1,000,000 usd into your bank account every month as a member
one month booked appointment with top 5 world leaders and top 5 celebrities in the world.
if you are interested call dr jaja now +230955820945
are or send your e-mail to illuminatijaja@gmail.com for immediately initiation.new members registration is now open online


10:05 AM  
Blogger Rose Illuminati said...

{+2348148023881}... Beware many of these post here on how to join the Illuminati are not real, i was scam twines trying to join the Illuminati, They promise me money,car and house but it was all scam i lost over $3500 until a friend of mine from Texas direct me to a real agent were i finally become Illuminati and $500,000,00 dollars was given to me as a new member, please beware of so many post here if you want to be RICH and FAMOUS then contact the real agent now (Roseilluminati666@gmail.com) OR call Mrs Rose Smith Diamond Illuminati; +2348148023881 OR whats-App her +2348148023881

2:00 AM  
Blogger kenny mark said...

Hello My name is Mr Jobo from London
Are you a business man or woman, are you a pastor or
politicians or a lecturer,footballer, are you a student or
graduate, what so ever you may be in all over the world
dose not matter to us, what matter a lot to us is to see you
happy and rich, we are giving you the chance here to be
what so ever you want to be in life, join the Illuminati secret
brotherhood and get 25,000 Dollar new member gift and
10,000 Dollar for monthly salary and all other thing you
need in life, we offer every thing you need in life,if you are
really ready to make it in life is better life and become rich
and famous kindly EMAIL US AT::
moneynationilluminati@gmail.com

12:35 AM  
Blogger james solomon said...

Join the great Illuminati Freemason today, Do you want to become a business Man/Woman, or you are seeking for wisdom and knowledge, Pastor,Politician, Musician, Doctor, Footballer, Student, Do you want be a Famous Artist or an Actor (e t.c) and you want to be Rich, Powerful and be Famous in the world and also get sum of 600,000,00 dollars with a free home of your choice to live in the world and also be getting 900,000,00USD as monthly salary and also been giving money to start up a business of your own choice… interested contact great agent via whats-app +2348137089925, Email head quarters (Weblandinitiation@gmail.com)
BENEFITS GIVEN TO NEW MEMBERS WHO JOIN ILLUMINATI.
1. A Cash reward worth $1,000,000, 00USD after initiation.
2. A New Sleek Dream CAR valued at USD $33,000 USD
3.A Dream House bought in the country of your own choice
4. One Month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist destination.
5.One year Golf Membership package
6.A V.I.P treatment in all Airports in the World
7.A total Lifestyle change
8.Access to Bohemian Grove.
9.Monthly payment of $1,000,000,00 USD into your bank account every month as a member
10.One Month booked.appointment with Top 5 world Leaders and Top 5 Celebrities in the World

11:46 AM  
Blogger Illuminat Temple said...

Good news!!! Good news!!!, Do you want to live a rich,healthy and famous life. Do you want to get rich immediately and be out of suffering? Do you want the world to recognize you and listen to you when you speak? do you want to be in power and control? if yes, here is a good tip just join the “ILLUMINATI ORGANISATION”, you may ask “How Can I Join” , the answer is simple all you have to do is to contact
us at our Email address(illuminatikingdom11@gmail.com) or by calling us at (+2349036492096 or +1 424-279-6444) or you can also visit us Whatsapp (+2349036492096) ELEVATE YOURSELF FROM POVERTY..

Do not hesitate to contact us.
Phone number call: +2349036492096 or +1 424-279-6444
Whatsapp: +2349036492096
Email : illuminatikingdom11@gmail.com

BEWARE OF SCAMMERS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MEMBERSHIP FEE AND YOU MUST BE ABOVE THE AGE OF 18YRS.
THANKS…….

TEAM REGARDS
PLAN ILLUMINATION

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dobrý den, diváci, to je škoda, že naše tajemství bratrství staly co většina lidí nyní používá jak tam usilovat o získání peněz, tak bych se omluvit těm, kteří mají spadne na jednou, kteří tvrdí, že jsou agentem naší tajné bratrství volal Illuminati, jakýkoli Ilumináti člen, který se vám nezobrazuje jeho nebo její totožnosti je falešná a kromě vyhýbat se těm tvrzením skutečný agenta na facebooku neexistuje žádný skutečný prostředek na facebooku kvůli otázce podvodné. Ilumináti je hlavně z Egypta a Keni a Všimněte si, že naše současná sídlo je nyní v USA, to je už ne ve Velké Británii opět vzhledem k podvodné, které jsou nyní tam existovat. existuje jen pět agent, který byl nedávno poslat do Nigérie založit církev Lucifer tady. A další věc je, že jsme skuteční ilumináti jsou vzácné a velmi muset určit, můžete nám určit pouze s naším e-mailovou adresu a naše ústředí počet mobil, který je + 1810-346-2540 a naši e-mailovou ID, které obvykle zahrnují "666 "na to, prosím, a pro ty, kteří se dosud se scammed a jsou ochotni se připojit, buďte opatrní, protože existuje mnoho podvodníků a tolik podvodník teď, kteří tvrdí, že jsou skutečné. Takže teď budu chtít ty, kteří mají zájem zasáhnout tuto e-mailovou adresu: mrunitepeterilluminate666@gmail.com~~HEAD=dobj pro odkaz o tom, jak se připojit k našemu bratrství nebo hit nám zprávu na naší WhatsApp s tímto číslem +2348124752454 pro rychlé konverzaci o tom, jak začít. A jsou tu ještě hodně podvodníků na WhatsApp nyní a prosím, neměli byste přidat nikoho na facebooku nebo e-mailem jakýkoliv jak ujistěte se, že se bojí s ním před provedením jakékoli nakloněné, takže buďte opatrní a také prosím, pozor na podvodníky ..

9:19 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...







Subject: Join Illuminati And Become Member And get Rich And Famous"

Easy way to join the Illuminati brotherhood in the
world.
Kindly contact the Illuminati online registrations
officer in USA through their email now:
joinilluminantdepartment0014@yahoo.com

and you shall be given an
ideal chance to visit the Satan and his representative
after registrations is completed by you, no sacrifice
or human life needed, Illuminati brotherhood brings
along wealth and famous in life, you have a full
access to eradicate poverty away from your life
now. So contact the online registrar at: joinilluminantdepartment0014@yahoo.com

brotherhood of Illuminati...
NOTE BELOW...
YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE SUM OF 2MILLION DOLLARS AND A HOUSE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD...

Phone: +2348162448410

Join Us In Illuminati And Get Rich And Famous

12:39 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...







Subject: Join Illuminati And Become Member And get Rich And Famous"

Easy way to join the Illuminati brotherhood in the
world.
Kindly contact the Illuminati online registrations
officer in USA through their email now:
joinilluminantdepartment0014@yahoo.com

and you shall be given an
ideal chance to visit the Satan and his representative
after registrations is completed by you, no sacrifice
or human life needed, Illuminati brotherhood brings
along wealth and famous in life, you have a full
access to eradicate poverty away from your life
now. So contact the online registrar at: joinilluminantdepartment0014@yahoo.com

brotherhood of Illuminati...
NOTE BELOW...
YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE SUM OF 2MILLION DOLLARS AND A HOUSE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD...

Phone: +2348162448410

Join Us In Illuminati And Get Rich And Famous

12:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello viewers, it is unfortunate that our secret fraternity have become what most people now use as there aim of getting money, I would say sorry to those who have falling to the once who claim of being an agent of our secret fraternity called Illuminati, any Illuminati member who doesn't show you his or her identity card is a fake and besides avoid those claiming a real agent on facebook there is no real agent on facebook due to the issue of fraudulent. The Illuminati is mainly from Egypt and Kenya, and note that our present head office is now in USA, it is no longer in UK again due to the fraudulent that are now existing there. there are only five agent which was recently send to Nigeria to establish the church of Lucifer over here. And the other thing is that we the real Illuminati are scarce and very have to identify , you can only identify us with our email address and our head office cellphone number which is +1810-346-2540 and our email ID which normally include "666" on it, and please for those who haven't yet be scammed and are willing to join, please be careful cos there are alot of fraudsters and so many imposter now who claims they are real. So now I will want those who are interested to hit this email address: mrunitepeterilluminate666@gmail.com for the link on how to join our fraternity or hit us a message on our whatsapp with this number +2348124752454 for quick conversation on how to start. And there are still alot of fraudsters on whatsapp now and please you shouldn't add anyone on facebook or email any how, make sure you are terrified with it before you make any attempt, so be careful and also please beware of fraudsters..

3:48 PM  
Blogger Mrunitepeter illuminate666 said...

Hello viewers, it is unfortunate that our secret fraternity have become what most people now use as there aim of getting money, I would say sorry to those who have falling to the once who claim of being an agent of our secret fraternity called Illuminati, any Illuminati member who doesn't show you his or her identity card is a fake and besides avoid those claiming a real agent on facebook there is no real agent on facebook due to the issue of fraudulent. The Illuminati is mainly from Egypt and Kenya, and note that our present head office is now in USA, it is no longer in UK again due to the fraudulent that are now existing there. there are only five agent which was recently send to Nigeria to establish the church of Lucifer over here. And the other thing is that we the real Illuminati are scarce and very have to identify , you can only identify us with our email address and our head office cellphone number which is +1810-346-2540 and our email ID which normally include "666" on it, and please for those who haven't yet be scammed and are willing to join, please be careful cos there are alot of fraudsters and so many imposter now who claims they are real. So now I will want those who are interested to hit this email address: mrunitepeterilluminate666@gmail.com for the link on how to join our fraternity or hit us a message on our whatsapp with this number +2348124752454 for quick conversation on how to start. And there are still alot of fraudsters on whatsapp now and please you shouldn't add anyone on facebook or email any how, make sure you are terrified with it before you make any attempt, so be careful and also please beware of fraudsters..

6:03 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home