Unlocking the secret Hebrew of the mind
In the shocker of all shockers, Tom Cruise isn't the linguistic expert he claims to be. Despite telling everybody Suri means "princess" in Hebrew, Hebrew linguists have confirmed that it doesn't. Suri has only two meanings - one is a person from Syria and the other "go away" when addressed to a female.
Hebrew expert Jonathan Went says, "I think it's fair to say they have made a mistake here. There are variations of the way the Hebrew name for princess is spelt but I have never seen it this way." Suri can also be translated into a Hindi boy's name, and it also means "pointy nose" in some Indian dialects and "pickpocket" in Japanese.
...He's gonna have to name his next kid "degenerate puppy killer" or something.
So, for the record, I confirm that suri does mean "Syrian", and can also mean "go away" to a girl.
But I am no Hebrew expert either: We just figured it was the secret "Scientology" dialect.